Tomorrow is Halloween, which if I recall correctly commemorates the anniversary of when Jesus dressed up as a Pokemon creature and received candy from all of his neighborhood friends. Basically, Halloween celebrates the concept of making kids dress up as terrible monsters and letting them eat hundreds of Snickers bars which they receive from trespassing in random elderly peoplesí houses. There is also some kind of tradition about pumpkins, but I donít really know what the hell those are supposed to symbolize. I think that whatever lunatic designed Halloween just said, ďfuck it, itís almost November and we have a lot of pumpkins. You canít really do anything with pumpkins. Letís just carve these bastards.Ē Itís the same thing with Thanksgiving. ďEh, we still got a few pumpkins left over. Hell, letís make a pie.Ē
Another thing about Halloween is that it is full of many spooks and surprises such as skeletons, witches and ghouls! It is a very exciting time of the year indeed! Letís all celebrate!