Please, whatever you do, DO NOT click on this link. It is not something you will want to see. And why would I make a link that people shouldn’t click on? Well, frankly, I don’t really know. I think it’s a matter of me having too much time on my hands at work.

Hey, whoever voted yes in the “Can I borrow a dollar poll?” needs to cough up. I was serious. Simply e-mail me the money as soon as you can.

And by the way, nobody should be missing Red Wings playoff action. Even if you don’t like ice hockey, you can still enjoy the Bell Tire logo saying “Bell Tire” every once in a while. I mean, there’s something for everyone.