Cabbage Patch Kids were marketed as being available for adoption, but I donít think adoption had anything to do with it. Putting a baby up for adoption is an agonizing process, often the end result of an unplanned pregnancy. It has nothing to do with growing fields of cabbage children. Iím not sure what the fuck youíd call that, but itís not adoption.
The real question is, why are you planting so many crops of babies if you canít take care of them? Hereís a solution to your baby surplus problem: stop farming fields of babies. Try growing corn or potatoes or something halfway normal. Our world is overpopulated enough without your plantation of hybrid vegetable babies. Or maybe youíre claiming these children grow naturally in the wild. Fineóthen leave them there. Youíre not meant to adopt wild animals. Youíre meant to hunt them down.