That poll at the top of the page is not of my doing–the owl insisted he put it it. Just take a second to vote and he might not get angry (depending on which answer you give). Trust me, that bird can get vicious.
It’s April Fools today, and you know what that means: Don’t do any practical jokes. I mean, this is the one day you just don’t do them. It’s way too obvious.
Hey, none of the hippies and almost all of the high school/college kids aren’t around today! Where did they all go? . . . Hmm, don’t answer that.