I understand that Scissors can beat Paper and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but thereís no fucking way Paper could beat Rock. Apparently, Paper is supposed to magically ďwrap aroundĒ Rock, leaving it immobile. Why the hell canít Paper do this to Scissors? No, never mind Scissors, why canít Paper do this to people? Why arenít sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly smothering students as they attempt to take notes in class? Iíll tell you why: because Paper canít beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in about a minute.
Whenever I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock. When somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper, I punch them in the face with my already-clenched fist. Iíll say, ďOh, shit, man, Iím sorry, I thought Paper would protect you. Asshole.Ē
On another topic, Iím not sure when my Guestbook turned into a forum to discuss Adam Kangas, but I have recently added a Message Board to this site for things like that. So if you want to share the latest Adam Kangas news or even ask me a special question, feel free to use it.