The Q-tip package claims itís dangerous to use Q-tips to clean your ears, but I think thatís crazy. Maybe itís my rebellious nature, but I use them to clean my ears practically all the time. Sometimes I actually like to jam Q-tips all the way inside my ear canals and mop up cerebrospinal fluid. What do I care? I donít need to be mothered by Unilever Corp. or by anyone else in the toiletry industry.
Iím not even sure what else you could do with a Q-tip other than scoop out nasty ear wax. I suppose Iíve occasionally used them to clean out my Nintendo cartridges, but thatís probably also violating some sort of Q-tip provision. ďPlease do not clean your NES cartridges with Q-tips. Doing so might result in a dangerous NES adventure. Please refrain from receiving any utility whatsoever from our product.Ē