Lost and found

When I first noticed that there were pants in the lost and found box behind the desk at work, I didn’t think anything of it. Slowly, however, I’ve come to realize how weird this is. I mean, who the hell takes off their pants in a computer lab? OK, maybe I can understand somebody doing it for a few minutes if it’s really hot or something, but here’s the part that gets me: How do they forget to put their pants back on? There are actually people who walk out of here without pants on and don’t even realize it.

There’s also some underwear in the lost and found box, which I can’t even begin to comprehend. Somebody not only took off their pants, but proceeded to also take off their underwear? And then they completely forgot about it and left it in the room? I can’t imagine how somebody who can’t remember to put his/her underwear back on can use a computer.

But don’t take my word for it. If you look in any lost and found anywhere, there will be pants. Fast food restaurants, schools, super markets–you name the place. It’s ridiculous.

Anyway, it’s not that far from Easter, and you know what that means: Cadbury’s Cream Eggs are back in style. The creamy goodness of a Cadbury’s Egg . . . hmm. So delicious. So de . . . delic. . . . Ah, that is, I enjoy them. Perhaps more that the average person, but that’s alright. There’s no crime in buying case after case of Cadbury’s Eggs, and then spend hours just looking at them. I mean, everyone does that.

So tomorrow is “Not School As Usual” day. But is it ever school as usual? We’re going to be seeing some films made my students, and then complain to our friends on how the whole thing was a waste of time. In my case, I will then go home, put together a sandwich, and watch Dawson’s Creek. I mean watch the Pistons game. That’s what I said. Besides, Dawson’s Creek is on Wednesdays, not Thursday. I . . . I think. Not the I memorize the WB’s schedule or anything.

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