Did we ever figure out what the hell those farm animals were doing on the old Garfield cartoon? It was called “Garfield & Friends,” but Garfield would never make friends with such tedious retards. Everybody I knew hated those farm animals. It was like, “Oh ha ha, that duck is wearing an inner tube all the time. He’s afraid of everything. That’s terrific. I’m so glad I’m being dicked around by these farm animals instead of watching Garfield.” I liked that cartoon better when it was a novel by George Orwell called Animal Farm.
Here’s a very short recap of the 2004 election.