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"Pencils used to be manufactured without erasers, but they realized this was a huge mistake. But I guess that’s why pencils have erasers."

August 28, 2005

All this finger-pointing about who “stole” the cookie from the cookie jar—this song makes me so mad. Guys, it’s a cookie jar. Putting cookies in a cookie jar is a way of telling people, “Hey, guys, I just made a batch of cookies and put the extras in the cookie jar. You’re more than welcome to have some.” That’s why it’s a jar—so that people can reach in from the top and select a cookie at their convenience. But now all of a sudden this is “stealing.” That’s like saying, “Alright, who took some of my goddamned mints from my mint bowl! I placed this bowl of mints in an easily-accessible spot right on the table next to the couch, hoping to snack on them from time to time, yet you jackasses keep eating them!” I’ll stop stealing your precious cookies the minute you stop putting them in a fucking jar and giving them away.

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August 24, 2005

It is time for my biannual “oh dear, I have not updated in a while, I’m such a jackass” update.

The reason I’ve not updated is because I’ve somehow been working part time all of the time. Also, the other day I was intending to update, but then I accidentally watched MTV when Laguna Beach was on, and before I knew it three hours had passed and I was still watching Laguna Beach. I have no idea how this happened. For one thing, why would MTV air three straight hours of Laguna Beach? Clearly they are trying to trick people into getting sucked into this ridiculous reality series. They know perfectly well that until you figure out how the Jessica/Jason/Alex love triangle plays itself out, it is almost impossible to stop watching. Especially if you are a sixteen-year-old girl, which apparently I am.

Another fact about me is that I’m intending to move back up to East Lansing this year in a complex, multifaceted strategy to get an actual job. I’m dunzo living in Ann Arbor.

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