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Wickensworth
"Sarcasm is the least sincere form of flattery."

Alright, Eeyore, we’re all sick of your goddamned moping. Put a gun to your head already.

Woah, where did that come from?


Hey, wait a minute! Tuna fish smells like cat food, it’s the same price as cat food, and it comes in the exact same little tin as cat food. Wake up, people! We’re eating cat food here!