Well, it’s pretty safe to say that the school smelt like ass on Friday. Not that clean, “Just had a shower” ass either. I’m talking the putrid central core of an ass, magnified one hundred times over. A well-timed fire alarm saved the day, but the smell haunts me still.
Many students are assured that the smell was merely sulfur. While this theory makes sense, I’ve never heard of sulfur smelling this bad. Sulfur is a walk in the park compared to the hellish odor of Friday. My guess is that the smell was some kind of sulfur/ass combination, originally created for use in the Vietnam War. I mean, you had to be at school then to know just what I’m talking about.