April 30, 2007: Dog size map
After completing extensive fieldwork on the subject of dog size, I have prepared the following graphic:
Nowhere are dogs tinier than in California. Sometimes when a Californian woman is digging around in her purse for her wallet, she’ll temporarily remove four or five dogs who live inside. Pretty soon they’re going to start breeding dogs so tiny, you’ll see them poking their little heads out of people’s pants pockets. People will be walking around the street patting their pockets going, “Oh, no! Did I leave Mr. Whipples at the restaurant? Oh wait, here he is, in my inside coat pocket. Oh, poor Mr. Whipples, you’re so sleepy! Come on, let’s go home and put you to bed in your sardine tin.”
Erik Karjala wrote:
Yet another reason why i hate California.
Posted on 03-May-07 at 11:50 am | Permalink
wickensworth wrote:
Hey by the way, why did you steal my name? But then change the ‘c’ in Eric to a ‘k’? What’s that situation all about?
Posted on 03-May-07 at 8:45 pm | Permalink
Todd Alperovitz wrote:
Still don’t recognize Alaska and Hawaii? Good, neither do I.
Posted on 04-May-07 at 12:02 pm | Permalink
wickensworth wrote:
If I was better with Photoshop I would have also deleted Nebraska.
Posted on 04-May-07 at 3:07 pm | Permalink
Jason wrote:
This post brings to light yet another reason why cats are better than dogs – they only come in one size.
Posted on 09-May-07 at 8:45 am | Permalink
Erik Karjala wrote:
Jason im sorry you are wrong. Dogs are infinitly better. Even better then my grammer and spelling. One day My Newfie will eat one of your cats and you will see the truth.
Posted on 09-May-07 at 10:06 pm | Permalink
Jason wrote:
NOOO MR PINKLES! =(
*Note that is not the name of my cat. I don’t even have a cat. But they’re still better than dogs.
Posted on 10-May-07 at 10:13 am | Permalink
Mr. Pinkles wrote:
\_(o.O)_/
WHY YOU BRING ME INTO THIS
Posted on 18-May-07 at 6:22 pm | Permalink
Jared wrote:
I have a cat named “Vultan:_____________”
The blank is then replaced with some other optional subname/subtitle that describes Vultan such as “Vultan:The Destroyer of Worlds” or “Vultan:Consumer of Nations”.
Cats are better than dogs. True story.
Posted on 10-Jun-07 at 4:43 pm | Permalink
Austin wrote:
who is Mr. Pinkles
Posted on 19-Jul-07 at 10:49 am | Permalink
austin wrote:
fuck you
Posted on 19-Jul-07 at 10:50 am | Permalink
wickensworth wrote:
Why would you swear indirectly like that?
Posted on 19-Jul-07 at 4:59 pm | Permalink
Anonymous wrote:
lalaa
Posted on 17-Apr-08 at 7:01 pm | Permalink