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Sorry I missed the past three day’s updates, which ruined the Brandnewary concept and made me out to be some sort of liar. In actuality I was just busy moving into a new apartment, and to update eKarjala during such a time of turmoil would have been reckless and irresponsible. Meanwhile, I’ll still try to update each day for the rest of January. If I miss another update, just realize that I move into a new apartment about two or three times per month.

Now please let me take a moment to catch up eKarjala with a realistic simulation of those missed updates:

Saturday:
Hey guys, remember Popples? What was the deal with Popples? LOL! It’s like a Carebear and a Gummi Bear had children, and the children turned out to be these silly sorts of creatures! LOL! LOL! Turn into a ball, you stupid mutant!

Sunday:
What’s up with those horizontal dashes people sometimes draw through the midpoint of the number 7? Is the regular 7 not retarded enough for these people? You don’t need to distinguish a 7 from a 1, if that’s your game—just write a little neater. LOLOL! But seriously, keep your backward F fetish out of my sight.

Monday:
The other day, I did (something normal) and was irritated due to (contrived observation). Who’s the retard who came up with (subject)? That would be like (farcical analogy). LOL!

Comments (3) to “Catching up on Brandnewary”

  1. We’ll let it slide this time. But we’re warning you, if it happens again…things. Things!

  2. The 7 with the line thru it, while often used in Europe? Is used in the military. To differentiate between a 1 and a 7 in code and other writings. Yup. I realize this may not be necessary. But if you think doctor types have messy writing? Try infantry guys. Trust me on this.

  3. Oh my god!!!!! I so (relateable experience). Now I’m (stealing your writing and humor styles because that’s what unoriginal people like me do)!!!

    And ADeadHeart – stop taking yourself so seriously.

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