November 30, 2007: Babar
Just because Babar prances around with a crown doesn’t mean he’s a real king. His cartoon was the most nauseating thing I ever saw. Every episode consisted of Babar telling his children made up stories about his past accomplishments. The moral to these stories was always the same: “Nobody compares to me because I am Babar, courageous King of the Elephants.” No you’re not, Babar, you’re just an asshole in a hot air balloon.