It could be too late. Already owls have hacked into this website, changing eKarjala around in new and unexpected ways. But don’t worry–I fully intend to get them out of here somehow. Perhaps then I won’t have anymore nightmares about owls scratching my eyes out.

On a lighter note, at work we have these blue tubs called “Male GU & Prostate Exam Preparation Kits” that we’re checking out to med students. So people are ringing the bell and saying to me, “Hey, do you have anymore of those male rectal kits left?” I don’t know what GU stands for, but frankly I don’t want to.