You know, summer’s a lot like school, except instead studying for tests, writing papers and waking up early to attend classes, you get to sleep in late and do whatever the hell you feel like.

At any rate, today is the first of July, which means that in about five days I’ll be turning 18, at which point I’ll get to start feeling guilty about not voting–ah, that is, I’ll get to start voting. Now, voting is all well and good, as are the other bonuses that come with turning 18, but what I’m disappointed by is the fact that I still won’t get to legally pee in public. The simple truth is that, when you turn 18, it should be your right to pee when and where you feel necessary. Turning 18 is such a rip-off.